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  • Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives
  • Videodrome
  • The Art of Self-Defense
  • The Witch

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  • Minions

    ★★½

  • The Phantom of the Open

    ★★★½

  • The Black Phone

    ★★½

  • Elvis

    ★★★★

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  • Minions

    Minions

    ★★½

    lore-watched this for Rise of Gru and gotta say that it's super funny to look back on how fucking angry people were at this. i ain't gonna name names, but one guy went on a whole rant in a video about how this is the antithesis to the magic of cinema, and like, really?? the movie's whatever, but i was at least expecting something riskless and bland. there's a high-energy, goofy charm to it that i thought was kind of…

  • The Phantom of the Open

    The Phantom of the Open

    ★★★½

    cute! i love looking at cheap chairs in the UK!!! that's all i really have to say about this one, it was very, very nice!!!!!!!!!! cool colors every once in a while, too, let's Gooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Little Women

    Little Women

    last year i genuinely, honest to god went in to this thinking it was the Gerwig one. i did not stay up to date with movie news that much, so i saw "Little Women" and i was like oh shit, it's out already? five minutes in, i suspected something fishy was afoot. so i went out of the theater to check IMDb (sorry letterboxd) and sure enough, i got suckered into watching a PureFlix movie. i'm essentially the Grandma who…

  • The Beatles Anthology

    The Beatles Anthology

    ★★★★★

    after this was over, i felt so empty. yes i've absorbed all this knowledge, but what else is there to gain? is this how Stephen Hawking feels all the time?