Guess they marketed this as a super sexy spy thriller because they couldn't get away with admitting it's super boring, convoluted, exploitative nonsense.
Recently I was talking to a guy and I told him I think Solo is practically perfect in every way. He asked me what Solo is (does he live under a rock!), and after I told him, he asked me why they make so many Star Wars movies (stupid question!). I told him it's because people love them, and I added that I love them and I even read the books, and his brilliant response about this thing I love…