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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    Could have been a steaming pile of shit and I still would have liked it because this is the first movie I've seen in theaters since Valentines Day 2020 when I saw little women alone

    It was also a Friday night

  • Godzilla



    This is a great movie no further questions

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  • Inception



    I hereby declare it to be Hot FilmBro Summer I will only be watching films from the Official FilmBro Canon until the end of the summer.

    And holy shit what a way to kick things off

  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show


    You never had a camera in my head.

    People say there's no such thing as a perfect movie. By people, of course, I mean OTHER people.

    Took a little break from my 2019 ketchup to watch my favorite movie of all time. Even still noticed new little details and can appreciate even more as I age. The cinematography is perfect. The script, especially the pacing but fuck, all of it, is airtight. The music is incredibly beautiful and moving. I…