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  • Host

    Host

    ★★★★

    Color me impressed. This sounded stupid, but turned out to be a very well done tech-centric horror wrought with atmosphere despite literally being a Zoom call under the free meeting time-constraints. Quick runtime (remember QuickTime?), convincing likable characters, and not as focused on the gimmick as I assumed it'd be.

    Chances are this will go down as legitimate mid-corona isolation horror here in a few years when we're all dead and cockroaches are ruling the earth. The death throes of civilization looking for something other than reality to fear. Happy trails.

  • Deadly Prey

    Deadly Prey

    ★★★½

    Colonel Hogan!
    What do you want?
    They're all dead!
    Dead Tom's dead?
    That's why we call him Dead Tom!

    I'm paraphrasing since I don't even know which way is up after this movie. I have so many questions. Why does he need to eat so desperately so soon? Why must he spit-wash the worm? Where did he get the caveman club prop? Why is everyone's best insult 'stupid bastards'? Is a grenade in the pants a euphemism? And last but not least, which mercenary said "let's put him in daisy dukes cause reasons"?

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  • The Appointment

    The Appointment

    The heartwarming story of a journalist who dared to question televangelists and mega-churches so Jesus showed up, threatened her life, and she had to hole up at home and live out her days in fear.

    I never know how to rate these; on one hand, it's despicable fearmongering, but on the other it's hilarious.

    2020 Cult Movie Challenge
    Week 38: Christian Scare Week

  • Verotika

    Verotika

    Even with all the buzz, there's nothing that can possibly prepare you for just how awful this film is. It's a shame that we're in the digital age otherwise this would end up being traded underground on shitty tapes and we'd all be demanding a remastered Blu-ray release. Still, it's a legendary level of bad. Not love it or hate it. A love it and hate it. My brain hurts.

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  • Eko Eko Azarak: Wizard of Darkness

    Eko Eko Azarak: Wizard of Darkness

    ★★★½

    It's basically a Japanese Harry Potter. With Satanic rituals. And voodoo. And nudity. And beheadings. And gore. And lesbians.

  • Love Exposure

    Love Exposure

    ★★★★★

    It is so rare to find a movie that's so good it hurts. Especially in dramas or comedy. And even more so when it has a four hour runtime. That combo is basically impossible. Love Exposure is the impossible.