Color me impressed. This sounded stupid, but turned out to be a very well done tech-centric horror wrought with atmosphere despite literally being a Zoom call under the free meeting time-constraints. Quick runtime (remember QuickTime?), convincing likable characters, and not as focused on the gimmick as I assumed it'd be.

Chances are this will go down as legitimate mid-corona isolation horror here in a few years when we're all dead and cockroaches are ruling the earth. The death throes of civilization looking for something other than reality to fear. Happy trails.

Colonel Hogan!
What do you want?
They're all dead!
Dead Tom's dead?
That's why we call him Dead Tom!

I'm paraphrasing since I don't even know which way is up after this movie. I have so many questions. Why does he need to eat so desperately so soon? Why must he spit-wash the worm? Where did he get the caveman club prop? Why is everyone's best insult 'stupid bastards'? Is a grenade in the pants a euphemism? And last but not least, which mercenary said "let's put him in daisy dukes cause reasons"?

The heartwarming story of a journalist who dared to question televangelists and mega-churches so Jesus showed up, threatened her life, and she had to hole up at home and live out her days in fear.

I never know how to rate these; on one hand, it's despicable fearmongering, but on the other it's hilarious.

2020 Cult Movie Challenge
Week 38: Christian Scare Week

Even with all the buzz, there's nothing that can possibly prepare you for just how awful this film is. It's a shame that we're in the digital age otherwise this would end up being traded underground on shitty tapes and we'd all be demanding a remastered Blu-ray release. Still, it's a legendary level of bad. Not love it or hate it. A love it and hate it. My brain hurts.

It's basically a Japanese Harry Potter. With Satanic rituals. And voodoo. And nudity. And beheadings. And gore. And lesbians.

It is so rare to find a movie that's so good it hurts. Especially in dramas or comedy. And even more so when it has a four hour runtime. That combo is basically impossible. Love Exposure is the impossible.