Deadly Prey ★★★½

Colonel Hogan!
What do you want?
They're all dead!
Dead Tom's dead?
That's why we call him Dead Tom!

I'm paraphrasing since I don't even know which way is up after this movie. I have so many questions. Why does he need to eat so desperately so soon? Why must he spit-wash the worm? Where did he get the caveman club prop? Why is everyone's best insult 'stupid bastards'? Is a grenade in the pants a euphemism? And last but not least, which mercenary said "let's put him in daisy dukes cause reasons"?

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