Drew Schnoebelen

Work for Penguin Random House. I basically read books (also known as pre-movies) for a living.

Favorite films

  • John Wick
  • Step Up 2: The Streets
  • Jurassic Park
  • Clue

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  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★★

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★★★

  • Ticket to Paradise

    ★★½

  • Don't Worry Darling

    ★½

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  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★★

    Fantastic. Simply fantastic. Just a blast from start to finish. Everyone is excellent, the mystery is a great whodunit and Blanc’s killer reveal is a delight. Gimme like 50 of these. 

    My condolences to Benoit blanc who lost two close friends during the covid era. 

    “Sorry Feminists”

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★★★

    Ok, I really did like this. A lot. But man, I felt like there were some truly major missed opportunities and not great choices made. Spoilers ahead!




    Ok, let’s get it out right away: Namor rules. He is perfect. Arrogant, badass, a bit of an asshole. And the changes to his character from the comics only made him better. Talokan is fantastic, his backstory is great. When he wrecks all of Wakanda, kills a major character, and goes “ok bury…

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    Old

    The name of the famous rapper in the movie (one I refuse to spoil) is so deeply funny that I will never recover from hearing it. 


    The inevitable twist was that I too lost years of my life watching this film.


    this same thing happened to my friend Dave

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★½

    Oof, this shit sucks. I know this movie is *THE DISCOURSE* but man, this is so bad and it’s genuinely shocking to me that people are like “wow, so much better! He did it!” This is a slog in slo-motion using horrible CGI with a mismanaged soundtrack and the life drained out of it. It’s bad. 

    This is about the justice league so let’s go through them.

    Ezra Miller is swinging for the fences in every scene, just having a…