Favorite films

  • Out of the Blue
  • Come Back to the 5 & Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean
  • Natural Born Killers
  • The Neon Bible

Recent activity

  • Mean Girls

  • Nosferatu the Vampyre


  • Lisa Frankenstein


  • Drive-Away Dolls


Recent reviews

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    "Expect me to run the world in shoes I cannot walk in"

    Exemplifies everything wrong with this adaptation of an equally abysmal musical. I'm suspicious Renee Rapp is the only one who knows she's in a musical when signing on, and even then, I find her whole deal more Leighton from Sex Lives of College Girls than Regina George. These plastics seem to be named so because of their polyester Shein outfits falling apart at the seams. Granted I've been…

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    Lisa Frankenstein


    Perhaps it's whatever bug is going around I've caught, but loved this!

    Galaxie 500/Jesus and Mary Chain needle drops, a fascination with silent film iconography, and the Henry Selick pallid love interest are a few strains of alt girl fantasy that should pull apart, but don't quite, because Kathryn Newton and Carla Gugino absolutely sell it. I'm historically not all that keen on Jennifer's Body, despite it now carrying the laurels of the teen girl growing pains-and-scares dark comedy subset,…

Popular reviews

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    The Mitchells vs. The Machines


    For those of you saying this wasn't clearly gay enough:
    - Columbia logo literally shoots rainbows
    - what appears to be a parody of a Subaru
    - daddy issues
    - car lands in the dashcon ballpit
    - Le Tigre song
    - Y tu mama tambien parody dvd
    - Portrait of a Lady on Fire themed short film
    - "my parents haven't figured me out yet"
    - performative femininity/cowboy/ska phases
    - asks a girl to prom
    - pride pin
    - voiced…

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive


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