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  • Cold Water
  • My Bloody Valentine
  • The World, the Flesh and the Devil
  • The Wolf Man

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  • Prey

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  • Frank McKlusky, C.I.

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  • Certain Fury

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  • Prey

    Prey

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    My new avatar is Arnold watching some sketchy bear CGI in a new movie called 'Prey', which happens to be in his Predator franchise. But heโ€™s wearing yellow spandex, so what does he know.

    A better title for the movie would have been โ€˜Dances with Predatorโ€™. I mean they even steal the field of skinned buffalo scene. As hyperviolent and full of action the film is, itโ€™s very light on story or really any context as to why we areโ€ฆ

  • Frank McKlusky, C.I.

    Frank McKlusky, C.I.

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    Brazenly and defiantly dumb, like Hot Rodโ€™s idiot brother, but admirable for the give-no-fucks attitude approach to comedy on display. Sort of walks a fine line between Scary Movie-style parody film and Fletch investigational with wacky disguises, and becomes something of its own entirely. Understandably shunned upon release as a misguided Disney creation too raunchy for their brand, McKlusky would be comedy of the year up to now if released in 2022 (or maybe I was just in the mood for something that required the minimum amount of brainpower and rationality to enjoy)

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  • Certain Fury

    Certain Fury

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    A tight 87 minutes that wastes no time with story set up, you learn just enough along the way; the less plot, the better. Wooden acting from the two stars, but Tatum Oโ€™Neal was still highly likable in such an abrasive role, itโ€™s kind of sad she was never a film star again after this. Damn if she doesnโ€™t give it her all in the physical aspects, with some action scenes of her kicking ass against drug dealers and thugsโ€ฆ

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

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    When you start to root for the villains in MCU films, there might be a problem. I donโ€™t take any MCU movie too seriously, so youโ€™d think one filled with nonstop joking would be right up my alley, but thatโ€™s actually one of the things I like least when I watch an MCU film. I just donโ€™t care much about all the jokes they try to jam into these. I like comedy just as much as anyone I follow hereโ€ฆ