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  • Amélie
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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
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  • Porkin' Across America

    ★★★½

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★

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  • The Prestige

    ★★★★★

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  • Porkin' Across America

    Porkin' Across America

    ★★★½

    The Onion’s series are truly horrifying, but I love them. First a reality TV sex show that turns into a kidnapped survival cult and now a TV host loses everything as he gradually transforms into a pig.

    “I…am…pig?”

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★

    The first half was not good at all, in my opinion. Filled with jokes that didn’t even come close to landing, a boring CGI fight and a lot of exposition. However, once the horror elements came into play more it was a big step up in quality. You can tell which parts Raimi was most excited to direct.

    The fan service moments were a nice touch, but besides that the “multiverse” part really fell flat. If you’re going to put…

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  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

    ★★★½

    This film is like if Kill Bill and Knives Out had a baby.

    I’m not huge on horror films, but I decided to watch this for Samara Weaving and Samara Weaving only. I’m happy to report that she’s fantastic. I’m also happy to report that Samara Weaving is still hot while drenched in blood! Who knew?

    Despite my constant anxiety during horror flicks, this was a lot of fun. Weaving is perfect casting. Her fear and anger were spot on, and whenever…

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★★

    I may or may not have watched a sub-legal stream of someone recording their theater screen since nobody in this country wanted to take COVID seriously, meaning no theaters in my city are open.

    If you thought it was confusing, try watching an overexposed 480p recording with bad audio. I had to watch several scenes again to try and decipher the dialogue, and in some cases I couldn’t make out what was being said and had to infer. But I…