Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Gangs of New York
  • The Green Mile

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  • Skin and Bones


  • Elvira, Mistress of the Dark


  • Diet


  • Mallrats


Pinned reviews

  • *batteries not included

    *batteries not included


    "This is the 80's, Mason. Nobody likes reality anymore!"

    I'm 33 years old. I grew up in a time where network TV still had movies on. Sundays in the fall tended to be reserved for feel-good family movies. Movies like The Goonies and Homeward Bound. My nostalgic Sunday movie was always *Batteries Not Included. It had a real tie to my hometown and the problems that plagued it at the time in the late 80's. Buildings in NYC were abandoned…

Recent reviews

  • Skin and Bones

    Skin and Bones


    Fear Itself - Episode 8 - Director: Larry Fessenden

    After being missing for over a week and assumed dead Grady comes stumbling out of the woods to his family's ranch. He's malnourished. Skin and bones. It's not just weight he lost in those woods. He's also lost his humanity and he suffers an insatiable hunger.

    Larry Fessenden is an interesting director with a filmography that I really need to dive into sometime. I liked Depraved and some of his other…

  • Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

    Elvira, Mistress of the Dark


    Elvira's 40th Anniversary, Very Scary, Very Special, Special - Film 1

    "Names Earl, but the ladies back home call me longhorn."

    When Elvira is accosted by the rich millionaire who bought the TV station she works for, she quits her job and decides to follow her dream of landing her own show in Las Vegas. There's just one problem. She needs $50,000. Just then, she gets a letter informing her of an inheritance she is to receive from her great…

Popular reviews

  • Darkman



    Dr. Peyton Westlake is a scientist on the verge of making medical history. He's developing cells that can replace burnt or missing skin but for some reason he can only get them to work in the dark. One night while pulling overtime in the lab a group of thugs hired by mobster Robert Durant arrive searching for a document. They kill Westlake's assistant and they attempt to drown him in a vat of his experimental cells before brutally burning him…

  • The Faculty

    The Faculty


    The kids at Herrington High School begin to notice a problem. Their teachers aren't acting like their normal selves and they seem to always be thirsty for water. When Casey finds a weird little aquatic creature on the football field, him and a ragtag group of students come to a conclusion. Their teachers may be under the influence of these alien creatures.

    The first thing to grace my ears is The Offspring - The Kids Aren't Alright and just like…