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  • Twin Peaks
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • The Green Mile
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

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  • The Witch

    The Witch


    Settlers in colonial New England, William, his wife, and their five kids are Puritans who are banished from their community some time in the 1600s. They take refuge at the outskirts of town on a small farm. Misfortune follows them as their crops rot and their youngest son, a newborn baby, is abducted. Some say there's a witch in the woods beyond the farm and the family have found themselves targets of her wrath.

    The Witch serves as the feature…

  • *batteries not included

    *batteries not included


    "This is the 80's, Mason. Nobody likes reality anymore!"

    I'm 33 years old. I grew up in a time where network TV still had movies on at night time and all day Sunday. Sundays in the fall tended to be reserved for feel-good family movies. Films like The Goonies and Homeward Bound. Classics in their own right but my nostalgic Sunday movie was always *Batteries Not Included. It had a real tie to my hometown and the problems that plagued…

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  • Love, Death & Robots: Three Robots

    Love, Death & Robots: Three Robots


    Love, Death & Robots - Series 1 - Episode 1

    "Expecting logic from beings that have internal vats of acid is a little much."

    Three robots explore a post apocalyptic wasteland. The remains of a city once inhabited by an extinct race called humans. As they explore the ruins they attempt to understand mankind and what made them tick while cracking jokes along the way.

    For a few years now people have been telling me that I have to check out…

  • Come Play

    Come Play


    Oliver is an autistic young boy who also happens to be mute. He uses his phone's speech program to communicate with his friends and family. One night his father brings him home a tablet from the lost and found at his job. It's through both the phone and this tablet that a sinister entity makes itself known. An entity named Larry who has a story to tell. A lonely entity named Larry who needs a friend.

    Oh fuck. It's been…

Popular reviews

  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver


    "Some day a real rain will come and wash all of this scum off the streets..."

    After being honorably discharged from the military, a Vietnam War vet named Travis is living in New York City. He can't seem to find a purpose in life and he has trouble sleeping so he takes a job working as many hours as he can as a taxi driver. Here he observes all of the lowest of 1970s NYC street life. After a big…

  • Nosferatu



    The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs - Season 4 - Episode 4 - Film 1

    Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror is one of the early pioneers of horror on film. A silent film from 1922, it's an unauthorized retelling of Bram Stoker's infamous novel Dracula. Count Dracula is replaced by Count Orlok, a tall menacing vampire with long claws and two fangs for front teeth, as opposed to the conventional fangs you'd expect on vampires. All character names were…