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  • Auschwitz



    "You know what my son brought me for breakfast this morning? Dog shit."

    Uwe Boll's Auschwitz might be his most genius project.

    This man's entire career is based on fraud and hate. He made money by getting the rights for videogame franchises (even though he hates videogames) and make deliberately terrible films that have barely anything to do with the source material. To add to his image he makes fun of his haters and critics and builds up a solid…

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


    "This is it, Joel. This is gonna be gone soon. [...] What do we do?"
    "Enjoy it.

    Looks like I don't have a girlfriend anymore.

    I havn't watched a movie in over a month. I havn't been for that long without watching a film since 2016 when I was occupied with fighting my depression. This time the anhedonia was caused by the break-up with my girlfriend. Really my first long term girlfriend ever.
    Since the beginning of 2018 I was…

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  • The Great Gatsby

    The Great Gatsby


    "I havn't used that pool once all summer."

    This was a very spontaneous pick. I thought I should finally tick this one off of my watchlist after having long forgotten what exactly this movie even is.

    I went into this expecting to probably not liking it that much just because of the era and subject matter that I thought would be more focused on rich dudes and their successful business stretched over two and a half hours. I don't care…

  • The Milk System

    The Milk System


    "This is our 'Discovery'. Or as we like to call it 'Shitovery'."

    I'm welcoming documentaries about European food industries a lot since all the popular ones are mostly about the Americans. That always painted the picture for me that the US food industry seems like one of the worst ones when it comes to animal cruelty and capitalism fucking people up. But instead of pointing fingers I want to learn about my own country instead and see how hellish it…

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  • The People Under the Stairs

    The People Under the Stairs


    I think this is the first crawlspace film I have seen now and I have a feeling I won't find a better one.
    The People Under the Stairs is more a dark comedy than a strict horrorfilm. It's basically about a young Afroamerican boy who gets trapped in the house of a really weird woman and man who keep anything from escaping the house, including their tortured daughter and the people they imprisoned in the basement, one of which found…

  • I Am Here....Now

    I Am Here....Now


    Main Feature for Russman's Letterboxd Movie Night XXIV

    Torture... Pure torture...
    If it wasn't for that goddamn contract I signed with my own blood to get into Russman's "Club of the Cool Kids" I might have chosen the easy way out by chewing some cyanide. But I guess a Russboy must do what a Russboy must do...

    So.... The journey through Neil Breen's movies continues. Last time we watched Double Down which I was prepared for. I knew what I…