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Favorite films

  • Predator
  • The Thing
  • Pulp Fiction
  • The Big Lebowski

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  • Halloween Kills


  • Squid Game


  • No Time to Die


  • Scream


Recent reviews

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Just this minute back so some immediate thoughts, with little or no time to process. 

    I liked it. 

    I didn’t LOVE it, nor did I dislike it. Straight down the middle enjoyment. I can definitely see why some hardcore fans of the franchise might not dig it, but I’m considering this one a run of the mill link between Halloween 2018 and Halloween ends next year. Nothing spectacular, just a bridge sat nicely between the trilogy.
    In regard of this…

  • Squid Game

    Squid Game


    Straight into my top 3 favourite series I’ve ever seen. Just amazing. 

    The most impressive aspect is the time taken in character depth, aside from all the other crazy shit going on, it’s then bookended by a solid set up & brought to a conclusion in all of just 9 episodes. 

    The dullards of modern Hollywood take note, whilst they’re too busy churning out needless sequels and shitty remakes we’re treated to this brutal yet moving piece of work. The marble…

Popular reviews

  • Us


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys fame once said “Don’t believe the hype”. Never more true in the cinematic universe for this absolute mental heap of shit. 

    I walked out of this film less than half hour ago, but Where do I even begin?
    So everyone has a copy that lives underground? Got it. But there’s replicant children down there? So they mysteriously find out whose hooking up with who in the world above & copy this? Then proceed to have ‘shadow’…

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings


    Not my usual gig & definitely a one time watch for me but that was actually pretty good. 

    Visually impressive (like most Marvel movies) a decent story to roll with, some bad ass fight scenes (the San Francisco bus out of nowhere)  and light comedic moments to occasionally break those tense moments of silence. Plus, Sir Ben Kingsley back again!! Stealing the entire midway point all ends up, with the sharp one liners and brilliant quips! 

    I felt it dragged it’s…