Matt Simpsun

Matt Simpsun

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Duke of Podcasting/John Wayne of the Internet
Host of Movie Melt! Podcast

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  • Freddie as F.R.O.7.

    Freddie as F.R.O.7.

    ★½

    In this everything-but-the-kitchen-sink British animated feature Ben Kingsley voices a secret agent French frog that used to be a human prince. He and the lochness monster have to stop a cobra from stealing British monuments, shrinking them down, stealing the building’s life essence and then  rechanneling the energy into KKK looking people and an army of fascist soldiers
    The whole thing plays out like a kid having a fever dream dictated the script, which then got animated by racist pervs

  • For Y'ur Height Only

    For Y'ur Height Only

    ★★★★½

    Weng Weng is the unlikeliest action star, yet somehow he’s the best one ever

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  • Showgirls 2: Penny's from Heaven

    Showgirls 2: Penny's from Heaven

    ★★★★★

    There’s a line in this movie: “The one that’s able to fool the world for being dumb, is the one we should all watch out for”

    I think a lot of people dismiss this movie as dumb because it has a ditzy lead, T&A, and brightly colored lipstick — but this movie has brains too.

    Rena Riffel did everything behind the scenes — wrote, directed, starred, edited, makeup and hair, location scouted, lugged around all the equipment, and even craft…

  • The Astrologer

    The Astrologer

    Wow. Ok. I guess I know what we’re covering on the next Movie Melt.