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Favorite films

  • Over the Summer
  • Summer Job
  • Blue Summer
  • Summer's Games

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  • Getting Lucky

  • A New Leaf

    ★★★★

  • Divorce Law

    ★★★★

  • Giuseppe Makes a Movie

    ★★★★★

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  • Getting Lucky

    Getting Lucky

    Context: I’ve logged 3000 movies, and definitely seen way more than that

    Review: holy fucking shit what the actual fuck I’ve never seen such an unpredictable sex comedy I’ll never forget you Lepkey

  • Divorce Law

    Divorce Law

    ★★★★

    An insanely unsexy softcore that indelicately deals with topics like globalism, fire safety, bloodlines, lgbtq, basketball player promiscuity, and poopy boxers in the most GenX way possible. I was mesmerized. Michael Paul Girard delivers the goods again!

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  • Showgirls 2: Penny's from Heaven

    Showgirls 2: Penny's from Heaven

    ★★★★★

    There’s a line in this movie: “The one that’s able to fool the world for being dumb, is the one we should all watch out for”

    I think a lot of people dismiss this movie as dumb because it has a ditzy lead, T&A, and brightly colored lipstick — but this movie has brains too.

    Rena Riffel did everything behind the scenes — wrote, directed, starred, edited, makeup and hair, location scouted, lugged around all the equipment, and even craft…

  • Daddy Can't Dance

    Daddy Can't Dance

    ★★★★★

    If a film’s biggest issue is that it’s 30 minutes too long, but those 30 minutes are legit breakdancing — then…perfect movie?