• Perdida

    Perdida

    ★★★★½

    A total blast. More docs should include breaking into your family's vault to find their choicest unedited tit movies.

  • Funny Girl

    Funny Girl

    ★★★★

    The only way to pull this off is to cast literally the most charismatic living person. So!

    Other than that, suffers badly from Star is Born syndrome, whole thing should just be Babs doing increasingly well received numbers, she's so good it doesn't *entirely* matter

  • The Last Picture Show

    The Last Picture Show

    ★★★★★

    How did I forget to log this. I didn't shut the fuck up about it for days. Nice to find out long after the event that a not obvious but really great performance won an Oscar! Is it controversial that I would have given the other one to Ellen Burstyn

  • The Personal History of David Copperfield

    The Personal History of David Copperfield

    ★★★½

    Sure! Most of the cast are doing the same performance but the stand-outs are having a blast, individual scenes are great but the momentum is all over the place. Bit BBC. Morffyd Clark getting her dog to tell off Uriah Heep, very good.

  • Salut les Cubains

    Salut les Cubains

    ★★★★½

    Ask me in a year and I'll swear blind this is all video footage

  • Spider-Man 2

    Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★★

    The best and smartest superhero movie also has a baddie who goes NOOOOOO! and a bit where an old lady hits him with an umbrella. Learn from this!!!

  • The Souvenir

    The Souvenir

    ★★★★★

    Incredibly underrated wardrobe work

  • Harold and Maude

    Harold and Maude

    ★★★★★

    I had a great many preconceptions about this film, and not a one of them was correct. Sublimely executed. Had always thought the suicide stuff would bother me but Vivian Pickles plays it to absolute perfection, as does Ashby - the pool is a worldie of a visual gag. And we all fancy Maude at least a bit, right?

  • The Sadness

    The Sadness

    ★★★½

    That particular thrill of knowing that you might be about to see something you can't handle

  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

    Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

    ★★★★★

    Who do we reckon is most likely to do one of these these days? I reckon JoJo Moyes has it in her.

    A true gift to see this and hear an immediate all-time favourite score on the big screen.

  • Junior

    Junior

    ★★★★

    Julia has access to gore prosthetics that are held back from everyone else because they'd waste them

  • Lust, Caution

    Lust, Caution

    ★★★★

    Complicated! An award for Tony Leung's balls, another award for him flying into a car like Newgrounds animation. Tang Wei is absolutely staggering.