Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Garden State 2004

  ½ Rewatched 22 May 2020 2

  I wish I died in my sleep last night.

Recent reviews

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  Weird: The Al Yankovic Story 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  If this was 10% less insane or even 1% less committed to its stupidity, it would be a disaster, but they really just fucking go for it. Massive respect.

  Weird truly hooked me the moment I realized it was a huge fuck you to Bohemian Rhapsody - an embarrassing movie that stinks so bad that I’m so glad the world came round to hating. Fuck Bohemian Rhapsody. And fuck Queen. There’s a reason no one talks about their “classic albums” and it’s because they’ve GOT NONE.

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  Lethal Weapon 4 1998

  ★★★ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  Lethal Weapon 4 is all yelling and punching. Everyone is screaming and punching everyone else. Or driving a car and yelling. No one shuts the fuck up for even a moment. 

  It’s also basically the same movie as Lethal Weapon 3. Whatever though, it was fine/loud and passed the time!

Popular reviews

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  Lightyear 2022

  ★★ Watched 15 Jun 2022 261

  In 1995 this was Andy’s favourite movie. 

  In 1995 Andy was a stupid dumb fucking idiot loser kid who loved a bad movie.

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  Eternals 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Nov 2021 3

  HAHAHA FUCK THIS WAS SO FUCKING PSYCHO WHAT THE HELL I HAD A BLAST BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST