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  E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 1982

  ★★★★ Watched by Joel Duscher 11 May 2020 4

  Took a while for the movie to suck me in, but it’s a classic for a reason. Once it got going, I was 100% on board!

  One thing that surprised me though was how much I want E.T. (the alien) to die by my hand. He’s a wet yuck fella that I can’t stop thinking about beating to death with a shovel. I think that would be unreal.

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  Hustle 2022

  ★★★★ Watched by Joel Duscher 24 Jun 2022

  Adam Sandler is such a powerful cinematic force and we’re all stupid cunts for writing him off at various points of his career. Cannot BELIEVE this was Juancho Hernangómez acting debut. 

  Great movie! Doesn’t reinvent the wheel but who cares, the wheel is fucking sick.

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  Men 2022

  ★★★ Watched by Joel Duscher 16 Jun 2022

  An incredibly tense, well shot, insanely stupid movie that makes me think Alex Garland is a fucking idiot in real life.

  But I’ll probably watch it again because it was so insanely stupid that I’ll be thinking about it for ages so uh throwing stones in glass houses etc. etc.

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  Lightyear 2022

  ★★ Watched by Joel Duscher 15 Jun 2022 74

  In 1995 this was Andy’s favourite movie. 

  In 1995 Andy was a stupid dumb fucking idiot loser kid who loved a bad movie.

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  Eternals 2021

  ★★★★ Watched by Joel Duscher 03 Nov 2021 3

  HAHAHA FUCK THIS WAS SO FUCKING PSYCHO WHAT THE HELL I HAD A BLAST BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST