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  • Suspiria
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Titus
  • The Return of the Living Dead

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  • Don't Panic Chaps!

    ★★★

  • The AGFA Horror Trailer Show: Videorage

    ★★★★

  • The AGFA Horror Trailer Show

    ★★★½

  • Artheme Swallows His Clarinet

    ★★★½

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  • Don't Panic Chaps!

    Don't Panic Chaps!

    ★★★

    I guess Hammer decided to take on the advance of television in entertainment by just outright running a feature length sitcom episode in theaters. It certainly feels like a rejected idea for Hogan's Heroes or something, just slightly more cheeky and certainly more British, to the point that even Nazi commanders have an accent just begging for tea time. It's decent fun and hijinks, the sort that makes you subconsciously wait for the laugh track that never comes, if nothing remarkable.

  • The AGFA Horror Trailer Show: Videorage

    The AGFA Horror Trailer Show: Videorage

    ★★★★

    This was a much more fun compilation, delving into one of the true wild wests of film to still plunder: the VHS era. So many of these SOV flicks are hard to see now, and that trailers being made for them are almost mind-boggling. These films are closer to pure unhinged insanity thanks to the only limits on their creativity being budget, and seeing them paraded one after another is insane. Just when you think you have a handle on them, another fucking Nollywood trailer pops up to spin you right round round.

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  • Reindeer Games

    Reindeer Games

    Fuck you guys. It's fun.

  • Seven Stages to Achieve Eternal Bliss

    Seven Stages to Achieve Eternal Bliss

    ★★★½

    For the most part, it's another one of those comedies filled with people that make you go "Oh, them! I love them" and whose humor screams "LOOK HOW FUCKING QUIRKY WE ARE!" that tends to start to stall out two/thirds into it, but it earns an extra half-star due to Sam Huntington's unedited single-take delivery of the backstory behind their need to move from Ohio to LA while laying in a bathtub and talking to an animated bird which had me fucking dying of laughter.