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  • Anonymous Zombie

    Anonymous Zombie

    ★★½

    October Horror Challenge 2018 Movie #51

    Average zombie comedy full of eccentric characters that give it the only real positives going for it. None of the humor is gut-busting or anything, mostly just mild chuckles, but it's likeable and easy going. I don't know if it's Canadian or not, but it sure feels like it.

    -8 zombie chomped
    -beartrap trauma
    -phantom phone
    -tranny cameo
    -1 impaled
    -rock purse abuse
    -world's lamest addiction specialist

  • Seven in Heaven

    Seven in Heaven

    ★★½

    October Horror Challenge 2018 Movie #50

    A rejected episode of some middling anthology show that somehow got a greenlight for a full movie. Middling in just about every way and meandering in even trying to explain what the hell is going on.

    -1 pencil necked
    -worst craziest example of being a closet case
    -relationship abuse
    -no way that fucking house party wouldn't have been busted up a lot sooner

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  • Reindeer Games

    Reindeer Games

    ★★★½

    Fuck you guys. It's fun.

  • Death Ship

    Death Ship

    ★★★★½

    October Horror Challenge 2014 Movie #50

    I don't understand how hard it is to come across a movie that truly captures a haunted house atmosphere, especially when the good ones like this make it feel so effortless. This is truly haunting at times, even as it works in a familiar genre wraparound. The sense of horror is handled the right way, with things being shown to us but never being overexplained, leaving the mystery of it to play in the…