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  • Suspiria
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Titus
  • The Return of the Living Dead

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  • Games of Survival

    ★★★

  • Inspector Ike

    ★½

  • Steamboat Round the Bend

    ★★★½

  • The Flatwoods Monster: A Legacy of Fear

    ★★★

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  • Games of Survival

    Games of Survival

    ★★★

    Meat heads set loose upon L.A. to fight over a cheap spiked ball without a single filming permit upon them. Watching the actual people on the streets openly stare at these fucking weirdos running around is a hoot upon itself. It's definitely a product of hacky sci-fi shlock, but the cheapness and home video feel of it adds a lot of charm, and to its credit, the fucking thing is constantly moving with nary a downturn. It's a slam, bam,…

  • Inspector Ike

    Inspector Ike

    ★½

    This what happens when social media puts two in the back of the head of the genre comedy and doesn't even take the cannolis because they aren't vegan. When you purposely make a wooden and corny movie, you get a wooden and corny movie. You can't purposely make an enjoyable "bad" movie. That shit happens by accident, but there's now legions of wink wink nudge nudge meta-comedies that are fucking terrible. This being one of them. Insufferable.

    I don't know who's more to blame: Tim & Eric, or the entirety of the culture of gentrified Williamsburg.

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  • Reindeer Games

    Reindeer Games

    Fuck you guys. It's fun.

  • Seven Stages to Achieve Eternal Bliss

    Seven Stages to Achieve Eternal Bliss

    ★★★½

    For the most part, it's another one of those comedies filled with people that make you go "Oh, them! I love them" and whose humor screams "LOOK HOW FUCKING QUIRKY WE ARE!" that tends to start to stall out two/thirds into it, but it earns an extra half-star due to Sam Huntington's unedited single-take delivery of the backstory behind their need to move from Ohio to LA while laying in a bathtub and talking to an animated bird which had me fucking dying of laughter.