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  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens


    Lawrence Kasdan is a tone deaf narcissistic has-been; and this this movie is 95% recycled waste / 5% emotional brilliance. (And that 5% is solely the final scene that we all know Rian Johnson pretty much wrote.)

    I love Star Wars, like a whole lot. But fuck, this is dumb as hell.

    Help us RJ, you’re our only hope.

    Not watching The Last Jedi tonight because I underestimated the collective obsession of Star Wars fanatics and missed out on premiere…

  • The Room

    The Room


    I’ve been dreading watching this because usually I’m not into the whole “so bad it’s good” thing, but this mf completely lived up to the insane hype surrounding it. Unbelievably weird, broken, has essentially no concept of human behavior at all, completely misses everything filmmaking is about, AND it’s endlessly entertaining... Bizarre cocktail of so many perfect misses, it’s a homerun? 2003 was a hell of an aesthetic. Goooood shit man.

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    "This breaks the world!" Yikes, you don't say...

    Wow, it's been a looong time waiting for this. I'll say right now, hype is a parasitic addiction, and I fell trap to it in this case. Lets talk about that feeling right before you go see a film that you are so incredibly hyped for, and in that moment it can be everything you want it to be and more. Sometimes I wish I could live in that state forever; because…

  • Drive



    Hey Siri: Google tips on how to seem cool and mysterious like Ryan Gosling in the 2011 Nicolas Winding Refn film "Drive".