Co-host of the Screen Testing movie podcast. Frequent pedant.
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Hostage House 2021
Susan Daniels, an inexplicably successful realtor and apparent amateur surgeon with an obsession for tiny scissors, gets more than she bargains for when she hosts an open house in the middle of nowhere (a 70-acre property with gates, fences and CCTV, where they still somehow get crept up on a lot).
Classic Hallmark-grade entertainment with the least surprising Big Bad of all-time.
Every scene gives the impression that it was their only take; why wouldn't you bother reshooting the random…
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The Ice Road 2021
Liam Neeson has a simple brother who keeps a rodent in his pocket, and yet they didn't call this Of Ice and Men.
Can't decide whether this is aimed at people who wish that Ice Road Truckers was more exciting, or at people who wish that action movies were more boring.
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The Suicide Squad 2021
A comic book film that knows it's a comic book film! Neato!
That said: we've had subtitles for a century without any problems. Can we stop this new trend of making them dynamic and over-stylised please? Thanks
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The Good, The Bart, and The Loki 2021
The funniest joke is the "This is what happens when Disney buys Marvel and Fox" banner, and not in the way they think it is.
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