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  • My Octopus Teacher

    My Octopus Teacher

    Documentarian: develops relationship with non-human intelligence that isn't predicated by ownership, captivity, consumption or exploitation.

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    Audiences: So do they fuck?

  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    ★½

    Okay yeah but when we fleece young people out of future home ownership and put them in a daycare for four years to make a buck it's called "college."

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  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story

    ★★½

    Small brain: Directing a self-insert movie about chasing your deathly blonde feminine ideal around San Francisco.

    Big brain: Directing a self-insert movie about directing the self-insert movie about the women you love and your projections upon them.

    Expanding brain: Directing a series of self-insert movies about your own neurosis where you play the protagonist, always shipping yourself with attractive women.

    Galaxy brain: Directing a self-insert movie where your character is a genius playwright who must construct a to-scale Borgesian replica…

  • Nineteen Eighty-Four

    Nineteen Eighty-Four

    ★★★½

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