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  • My Octopus Teacher

    My Octopus Teacher

    Documentarian: develops relationship with non-human intelligence that isn't predicated by ownership, captivity, consumption or exploitation.


    Audiences: So do they fuck?

  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot


    Okay yeah but when we fleece young people out of future home ownership and put them in a daycare for four years to make a buck it's called "college."

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    Marriage Story


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    Nineteen Eighty-Four


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