Documentarian: develops relationship with non-human intelligence that isn't predicated by ownership, captivity, consumption or exploitation.
Audiences: So do they fuck?
Small brain: Directing a self-insert movie about chasing your deathly blonde feminine ideal around San Francisco.
Big brain: Directing a self-insert movie about directing the self-insert movie about the women you love and your projections upon them.
Expanding brain: Directing a series of self-insert movies about your own neurosis where you play the protagonist, always shipping yourself with attractive women.
Galaxy brain: Directing a self-insert movie where your character is a genius playwright who must construct a to-scale Borgesian replica…