I for one cannot wait until gene editing is advanced enough so that in-between daily injections of telomerase to indefinitely extend my lifespan I can catch the latest AI generated blockbooster about how good it is that the regime can correct itself after it sciences too hard.
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Top Gun: Maverick 2022
The right cleaves to reckless masculinity. There’s something very cute about it – an angry little man in a bowtie staring lovingly at a Han Solo type who, without looking at the smaller man, white knuckles a steering wheel and says “this might be crazy enough to work.” And of course it never works and he crashes the spaceship and everyone dies; burning up in the sunset in the bosom of their man-god.
The first thing you should know about…
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Flying Phantom Ship 1969
This movie has more twists in 60 minutes than Attack on Titan does in 60 chapters.
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Are you lost in the world like me? 2016
Only watched 5 seconds of this but you can tell it's a terrible Fleischer pastiche because the characters aren't grooving constantly.
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
The trouble with cool is that the closer you get to a grand unified theory of it the more elusive it is, but we can still talk about it subjectively if we're lame. So for me a central tenet is that cool does not explain itself, it doesn't condescend to you, it just demonstrates its superiority. Older kids were cool to me through high school because they seemed to know something I didn't, about life or sex or something, but…
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Pompo the Cinephile 2021
Sunset Boulevard, Mulholland Drive, OUATIH: "Hollywood is a cult or whatever and exploits your dreams and children or something."
Pompo: The Cinéphile: "Hollywood is an hereditary aristocracy, movies should be 90 minutes, are contingent on the actors being attractive and money guys being subservient to vision, are generated by pain and isolation, have editing as their soul, and are created by children who are groomed for their roles."
Yeah I think we know who wins for honesty. CLAP does the quiet part loud.
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Birdy the Mighty 1996
Western comics: guy turns into the Hulk
Eastern comics: guy turns into the Girl
Guess which is winning at the market.
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Belle 2021
Me in 2012: When are we getting the social media movie?
Me in 2013: When are we getting the social media movie?
Me in 2014: When are we getting the social media movie?
Me in 2015: When are we getting the social media movie?
Me in 2016: When are we getting the social media movie?
Me in 2017: When are we getting the social media movie?
Me in 2018: When are we getting the social media movie?
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The Matrix Resurrections 2021
Not nearly enough e-girls or vtubers in this for me to consider it culturally relevant.