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The Matrix Resurrections 2021
Not nearly enough e-girls or vtubers in this for me to consider it culturally relevant.
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Nightmare Alley 2021
Man this del Toro guy has so much untapped potential as like a cab driver or birthday clown I just hate seeing his talent wasted like this.
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Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City 2021
All Hollywood movies are basically just the bad kind of fanservice now (i.e. designed for established niches and demographics with little crossover appeal, using homage and reference as a substitute for writing), and as a diehard fan of the games this was fun enough despite capturing almost nothing that made the originals or 2002's remake so enduring (the pathos, cuteness, atmosphere and design mostly, nothing about this franchise post- Code Veronica much less 4 is very cute or pathetic).
Had…
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Big Bullet 1996
"Emergency Unit" was translated as "Serious Crimes" in our subs for this which implies the existence of a Silly Crimes department so please stay tuned for Big Bullet 2: Slime and Punishment which I am now writing.
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All Too Well: The Short Film 2021
Well, it's over.
Films have officially hit the mainstream.
Time to find a new hobby.
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Scissor Dick 2019
Essentially a superior Love Exposure that forgoes neurotic male solipsism for actual sexual dialectics, complete with an homage to Your Name whose subtext it turns into text.
Not recommended.
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Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time 2021
“It’s Time for You to Grow Up,” Declares Beloved Children’s Cartoon Director, Gives Self-Insert Character "Mommy GF" to Convey Maturity
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Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion 1997
This Worthless Lil Solipsist
Is Getting SUPER HOT
AMNIOTIC EGO DEATH
and basipally,
you're a meme