God DAMN this movie is incredible. It's probably the best thing ever to happen in recorded history. If God made a cake, that cake would be this movie. I'll write another review once I've seen it.
This was actually decent. The robot cat was adorable which is great because I thought he’d be annoying. The movie has a few time dilation/multiversal(?) elements that got a tiny bit confusing at one point, but I don’t really care. It’s also got some good themes relating to mankind’s reliance on teamwork and technology, and how just the smallest elements can lead to monumental outcomes. Or at least that’s what I saw in it. The movie mostly managed to deliver despite the obvious pointlessness in its very existence.
Still shoulda been Tim Allen.
Picture something like The Boss Baby, but with murder, cocaine, pedophilia jokes and tons of swearing. That's pretty much what this film is like, so of course I had a blast with it. The movie has such a juvenile exterior that I was honestly kind of shocked by how raunchy it was. I guess this is meant to be a spiritual sequel to 2004's Terkel in Trouble, which I never really planned on seeing.…