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  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    ★½

    Girlfriend wanted to watch because she “loves” or “loved” it.
    I thought this movie was absolutely terrible and the fact it has this weird cult following blows my mind.

    Some of the lines here are just ultra cringe.
    Even by 2004 standards I don’t think it was acceptable to liberally use the “R” word for comedic purposes.
    When the whole joke is “he’s gay” or “she’s fat” or “she’s a “R” an word” you know this isn’t groundbreaking comedy.

    Also…

  • The Commuter

    The Commuter

    ★★★

    I was actually surprised by this one.
    Probably the best I’ve seen from the racist Irish guys late action career.

    There is actually some interesting shit that happens to keep you watching. The big plus here is I wasn’t bored.

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  • Halloween

    Halloween

    This is bad. Excruciatingly bad.
    My main thought is, why not just make a whole different movie without the Halloween ties?
    We don’t even see actual Michael Myers until an HOUR into this trash!
    Then it’s just a very quick retread of the original only, who could possibly care about any character?!
    The last 20 minutes are such a slog I couldn’t wait for the end.
    Lastly, I have to say, why was that rape scene in this? Rape is…

  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

    Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

    ★★★★

    I love this entry. Probably my favorite. If someone who has never seen one of these films wants to know where to start I always recommend this one.
    It starts with Jason doing James Bond. It’s amazing.