Dylan Gorzen

Dylan Gorzen

A Canadian who enjoys movies and loves talking about them.

Sometimes making jokes or discussing my honest thoughts on a certain movie.

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  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The visuals would look cool for a metal album, but unfortunately it’s meshed with a story that gets boring after a while, doesn’t make sense and has characters that have no personality except they can kick ass and nothing else. I even watched the Extended cut (or Snyder cut I should be calling it nowadays) and it’s not much of interest. There’s a dance sequence that’s not a fantasy, scenes that last for a few seconds which honestly doesn’t explain…

  • Con Air

    Con Air

    ★★★

    The perfect movie to watch on Father’s Day! Just whatever you do, put Cameron’s bunny back in the box!

    6/10

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  • Luca

    Luca

    ★★★½

    It does have moments that are pretty rushed, the humour doesn’t always work and isn’t strong storywise, but Luca is a charming little adventure with fun characters, and gorgeous animation. Also, why does Visconti look like a egotistical Sheen from Jimmy Neutron? 

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  • Mulan

    Mulan

    Dishonour on this whole $30 nonsense and this remake. Dishonour on you! Dishonour on your cow! Dishonour!