Dylan Gorzen

A Canadian who enjoys movies and loves talking about them.

Sometimes making jokes or discussing my honest thoughts on a certain movie.

Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • Fight Club

Recent activity

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  • Host

  • Lightyear

    ★★

  • The Hateful Eight

    ★★★★

  • Spaceballs

    ★★★★½

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  • Mulan

    Mulan

    Dishonour on this whole $30 nonsense and this remake. Dishonour on you! Dishonour on your cow! Dishonour!

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Finally we get to see John Cena turn heel. 

    As much as I love this beautifully violent and juvenile movie, it immediately gets a 0/10 for not having “This is Katana. She’s got my back. She can cut you in half with one sword stroke like mowing the lawn. I would advise not to get killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims”. 

    9/10

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