Dylan Gorzen

A Canadian who enjoys movies and loves talking about them.

Sometimes making jokes or discussing my honest thoughts on a certain movie.

Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

Recent activity

  • Jurassic Park III


  • An Extremely Goofy Movie


  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem


  • Barbie


Recent reviews

  • Jurassic Park III

    Jurassic Park III


    Pretty dull and doesn't really have a reason to exist besides bringing back Alan Grant, but it is short and is at least watchable compared to later installments in this franchise

  • An Extremely Goofy Movie

    An Extremely Goofy Movie


    The club scene where Goofy and his girlfriend are dancing to Shake Your Groove Thing:  PURE CINEMA!

Popular reviews

  • Mulan



    Dishonour on this whole $30 nonsense and this remake. Dishonour on you! Dishonour on your cow! Dishonour!

  • Monsters, Inc.

    Monsters, Inc.


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade pal".

    I smell a plot hole...