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  • [REC]



    still remains one of the best [found footage] horror films ever; the runtime is goldilocks perfect and the pacing + plot will never let your mind linger. the last few moments get a bit too expository for my liking, but nonetheless it was still a brilliant ending to a brilliant film

    do i recommend it? fuck yes, don’t watch the american remake (quarantine) and stick to this superior one instead

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things


    it’s incredibly rare for me to come across horror films that instill “true” horror into my psyche; today that rarity has been challenged. there’s a raw sense of malaise present from start to finish, a feeling that resonated so strongly within me that i actually had to pause for a few moments to recollect

    whatever you think this’ll be, i can assure you that you’re wrong

    do i recommend it? yes. try getting high before watching this; that’d be a fun experience

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  • #Alive



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this could have been WAY better and that’s what frustrates me the most about this. it’s boring and unoriginal and 90% of the conflict could have been easily avoided if the characters weren’t as dumb as bricks

    there are also SO many plot holes that i cannot even begin to list them all down (ie. you’re telling me they didn’t hear that chopper coming until it was directly behind them? but they managed to hear the choppers while they were…

  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    Velvet Buzzsaw


    critics say this is brilliant satire i say it’s a flaming pile of dog shit