Half a star for costume design.
Half a star for dedication to its bold conceit of presenting as a comedy yet containing nothing recognisable as a 'joke'.
Wow! 500 million films watched by our community!
Studio exec #1: Great news everyone, our gritty, modern reboot is greenlit and we've secured a red-hot director with no debilitating personality quirks.
Studio exec #2: Shouldn't the contemporary setting and overall tone perhaps be reflected by renaming Victor Von Doom?
Studio exec #3: Will Tim Blake Nelson really be believable as a sleazy corporate type?
Studio exec #4: And Miles Teller as the smartest man alive?
Studio exec #5: Maybe a coherent script could be called for?