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  • Zombie Strippers!

    Zombie Strippers!

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I can't help but to consider something while watching his movie. No matter how big or popular this zombie stripper thing is, is it really sustainable? Do you want that kind of attention to your illegal strip club having a reputation for strippers eating patrons? The funniest part is when they ask if there are any guns when Robert Englund says of course he is an NRA member, proudly displaying his membership card. As they go through the loading up montage and then nobody knows how to use the guns.

  • Highlander II: The Quickening

    Highlander II: The Quickening

    ½

    The Highlander sequels. Aka or how far can we stretch this premise in order to milk this franchise potential dry. Can we just have good stand alone movies?

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  • From Dusk Till Dawn

    From Dusk Till Dawn

    ★★★★

    This movie is memorable for several reasons. The shift from crime thriller to vampire splatter film, Salma Hayek, Tom Savini and his dick gun, also a cameo from Jason Voorhees' heart from Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday being stabbed by a pencil.