Enjoyable, long, hurts my brain a little but in a good way since we're at least introduced to a good, satisfying number of universes. Somehow feels like I'm 5 years late to the joke ha ha ha ha. The Wong Kar-wai homage got me. Bagel black hole lost me. The ending pulled me right back in. Every style, every substance, all at once.
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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Den of Thieves 2018
Convoluted heist film with a Saw finale for the ages, since it doesn't entirely work but sure! Gross and grubby in all the other places. I could feel Gerard Butler's filth on me like a 4DX experience. Thank you, loved it, I'll take it and its sequel.
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Uncharted 2022
I think it's nice that they trusted Sophia Ali and her time among Australians/New Zealanders on The Wilds instead of hiring a dialect coach. Meanest thing I've ever said aside, I wish I didn't sleep on it because I don't remember if I had any more thoughts! Bummer! Feels very video gamey I guess.
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Hellraiser: Deader 2005
Gross, and not good.
At least I get to watch quintessential y2k scare Hellworld after this as a treat lmao.
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Death on the Nile 2022
Exquisitely ugly to look at *chef's kiss* and it's not entirely blamed on the CGI. But we love being enthralled by a game and a woman scorned. Legit thought I had somehow accidentally put on Belfast when I was only half paying attention at the beginning. It was pretty funny when I wasn't bored.
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School of Rock 2003
Heardle got us watching this past 10PM/12AM respectively and I don't think any other movie has got that kind of power over me. Pretty sure 90% of it came from Jack Black's energy. Thought I remembered the kids having more substance (apart from Summer obvs) ....but Billy truly says his iconic line out of nowhere. Love that the Battle of the Bands takes place sometime on a weekday afternoon. Can't believe that Little Nepotis™️ didn't take off.
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Hellraiser: Hellseeker 2002
This sucks. Can't believe they did Kirsty Cotton dirty like that. Can't believe they spent so much time on her asshole husband when she had better motives to take on the leading role. Truly, excruciatingly boring until the thing at the end. Lackluster horniness does not save this movie. I'm so pressed lmao.
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