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  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Big Fish
  • The Dark Knight
  • Django Unchained

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  • Black Mirror: White Christmas


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  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise


    Omg Watching this with your person completely changes the movie highly recommended

  • Black Mirror: Hang the DJ

    Black Mirror: Hang the DJ


    This episode has stuck out to me because it has genuinely brought me real emotions. I’ve never been able to truly access my past relationships and see what mattered from each. And when layed all out clearly like that I see they really didn’t help me in anyway. And even looking at my current mess of a relationship it’s become clear the decisions that need to be made. Because weather we like it or not, there’s an expiration date on everything we cling to. It’s also all tied around a Smith’s song so automatic banger
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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Wow. Just wow. This movie was insane! A FANTASTIC theater experience. Idk why at the beginning he didn’t do the spell where Ned and MJ don’t forget and that’s it. But he didn’t want to get “messy” with aunt May like wtf. Anyway, totally recommend for everyone.

  • Little Miss Sunshine

    Little Miss Sunshine


    This movie is incredible it’s hard to explain what I feel when I watch this movie. The way I root for every character while still not liking them. The writing deserves every good thing said about it. And the family is acted phenomenally by each cast member.