Favorite films

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Fargo
  • Blue Velvet
  • Stop Making Sense

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  • Elvis

    ★★★★

  • The Cat in the Hat

    ★★

  • Ocean's Eleven

    ★★★★★

  • The Other Guys

    ★★★

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  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

    ★★★½

    Waiting for Babish to make the Meat Sandwich because lord knows his version will be nicer than anything I can make from home.

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The climax is literally just the Death Star trench run, but it's a testament to how good the movie is that I didn't really care.

    The new cast of characters are great, the action set pieces are cool, and it's a welcome break from the current trend of nostalgia sequels.

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  • Shrek Retold

    Shrek Retold

    ★★★★★

    "Experience" is a word many critics try and stay away from. It's their job to prove what makes it an "experience", and more importantly, what kind of experience it is.

    So, I ask of you to forgive me as I start my review with this: My god, was that an experience.

    Featuring over two hundred creators, Shrek Retold does something that nobody even asked for: A shot-for-shot remake of the 2001 Academy Award-winning feature film starring Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy,…

  • Stardust

    Stardust

    If you want to watch a film that pays respect to a rock icon, something heavily researched, well-made and with a selection of classic Bowie tunes...

    ... stay the fuck away from this.

    BBC have three excellent Bowie documentaries - Five Years, The Last Five Years and Finding Fame. Alternately, you can watch Ziggy Stardust: The Motion Picture or Cracked Actor, if you can find it. They are fantastic and infinitely more truthful and accurate than this film could ever…