Favorite films

  • Safe
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

Recent activity

  • House of Gucci


  • Don't Look Up


  • Licorice Pizza


  • Heat


Recent reviews

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci


    deliriously enjoyable complete disaster, impossible to tell what’s meant to be taken seriously or not, fails on every single conceivable dramatic level, every performance feels like a parody of itself, i think ridley scott just decided at some point on set or near the end of pre-production that this was a comedy (despite the dramatic screenplay), and he only told certain members of the cast. gaga and leto are ghoulish debacles, adam driver has never seemed less engaged with his…

  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane


    had a nightmare where I was sitting next to aaron sorkin at a screening of this and he kept talking to me throughout the entire movie like “you know this charles foster kane could learn a little something from mister Jeff Newsroom from The Newsroom about how facts and logic are what journalism is all about, not all this malarkey about lies and sledding. they should have called xanadu trump tower!” with bloodshot eyes and coke hanging down from one of his nostrils 

    i did rewatch this the next day, assuming the above was some kind of omen. still pretty great! who knew!

Popular reviews

  • The 7th Annual Live 'On Cinema' Oscar Special

    The 7th Annual Live 'On Cinema' Oscar Special


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    *throws glass of water across room*

    Spent my Valentine's Day sick with a cold alone watching this, and tbh it's probably in my top half of Valentine's Days in my lifetime when it comes to quality.

    This might be my favorite Oscar Special yet, with the interpersonal drama and tension between Tim, Gregg, and the soon-to-be-robbed Toni being something I'm actually fucking invested in, which I never would have suspected earlier in the…

  • The Master

    The Master


    10 Word Review:

    Id, ego, and super-ego vie for dominance. Enigmatic and stupendously-acted.