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  • A Star Is Born
  • L'Avventura
  • There's Something About Mary
  • Gone Girl

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  • Island of Lost Souls

    ★★★★

  • Actors

    ★½

  • Death Wish 3

    ★★★★

  • Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

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  • Actors

    Actors

    ★½

    it's wild how a director can be so focused on being edgy that they forget to do the whole mise-en-scene thing.

    i don't even wanna touch the problematic elements of the premise because, well, i don't. let's just accept the premise as is. we get it, depiction not endorsement, but what is the actual point/thesis? that these characters, like most autofiction artists in the internet age, are narcissistic to the point of harming everyone in their lives? or that Peter’s…

  • Zero Dark Thirty

    Zero Dark Thirty

    ★★½

    “Osama shouldve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!“ - Terry Rozier @T_Rozzay3

    a procedural about obsession like Zodiac, but with torture instead of journalism. the raid on the compound is brilliantly executed but the rest was just okay for me. or, she’s a 10 but she’s spent more time at CIA black sites than you’ve spent with your family.

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  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★★

    I have to see it again, but not in the way that his dense masterpieces like Inherent Vice, Phantom Thread, or The Master require a second viewing. This one just slapped a stupid grin on my face the whole time, laughing with two of my best friends for 130 minutes, on the verge of crying tears of joy, so I can't really go beyond scratching the surface in my initial evaluation.

    I watched Boogie Nights for the umpteenth time last…

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ★½

    young people nowadays are too busy posting online and... being in school shootings (?) to beware of leatherface