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eddie has written 10 reviews for films rated .

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    [dr evil voice] throw me a frickin bone here

  • Hereditary


    the first half attempts a supernatural grief-stricken family drama while the second devolves into tim and eric absurdism. the shift is from a boring and manipulative mode to one that just doesn't fit right. this is made distinguishable by the presentation, that of dull prestige tv which stumbles upon a beautiful frame here and there, while a narratively impactful cut is nowhere to be found. it fits the overlong domestic drama portion quite well, but leaves any gruesome elements barreling towards and within the third act feeling just silly.

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    One hundred and thirty-three minutes.

  • Okja


    jake gyllenhaal sucks

  • Tiny Furniture

    Tiny Furniture

    Bad. And more than anything, unnecessary.

  • Run Lola Run

    Run Lola Run

    Damn lol really?

  • Fathers and Sons

    Fathers and Sons

    This film was taught in my screenwriting class. considering dropping out after this one

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    What a TURKEY

  • Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

    Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

    i remember seeing this, and for the very first time, thinking "that's a show. why are they trying to make it a movie?"

  • The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat