Ed Pro

EPL, MTG, books, movies.
Cronenberg, Soderbergh, Van Warmerdam, Dupieux.

Favorite films

  • 28 Days Later
  • Akira
  • Koyaanisqatsi
  • Ravenous

Recent activity

  • Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance


  • Dream Scenario


  • Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain


  • Napoleon


Recent reviews

  • Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance

    Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance


    A sadist's cinematic “Águas de Março.” Small, quiet moments underpinning sheer brutality, bitterest irony. It's a runnel of sweat, it's a patter of blood. It's a note, it's a photo, a space, a hum. It's a sack of body parts sat by a softly flowing river.

  • Dream Scenario

    Dream Scenario


    Extraordinary that such a bizarre idea resulted in such an uninteresting movie, that a collective dreaming story devolved into an undercooked swipe at cancel culture (and product marketing, of all things). Comedy hardly lands either.

Popular reviews

  • Big Shark

    Big Shark

    Immediately prior to the World Pre-Premier (?) of Big Shark, Tommy stood outside the theater in a small, poorly-made plexiglass box, signing merch handed to him over the open top while wearing the same weird-ass gloves he wore in the film. Which says everything about Big Shark. Or maybe nothing. It’s difficult to know for sure.

    During the post-screening Q&A, he compared himself to Shakespeare and recommended drinking milk.

  • Demonic


    We can say now with full confidence that Neill Blomkamp is a Richard Kelly.