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  • The Decameron
  • Fitzcarraldo
  • Persona
  • I Am Cuba

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Recent reviews

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels

    I can tell this was made for straight men, but it’s obvious why the gays love it. Campy fun, but aged horribly unfortunately. Lucy Liu can do no wrong.

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    It’s rare for me to enjoy a superhero film, and yet I never felt that the 3 hour runtime was too long. An excellent detective film and an interesting contemporary take on the dark knight. Batman films keep getting grittier, but I really hope we get a camp version soon. For example, I enjoyed The Penguin in this, but I wouldn’t be mad if he wore a top hat and monacle.

Popular reviews

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer


    Things less uncomfortable than this film:

    - Touching soggy food in the sink.
    - Scraping your teeth on a chalkboard.
    - Eye-contact with a parent catching you masturbate.

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    *Synth starts playing*

    Me: "👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit"