Ed

EPL, MTG, Arkham, books, movies.
Soderbergh, Cronenberg, Villeneuve.

Favorite films

  • 28 Days Later
  • Akira
  • Koyaanisqatsi
  • Ravenous

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  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye

    ★★½

  • Waiter

    ★★★½

  • Undine

    ★★★★

  • Surge

    ★★★★

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  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye

    The Eyes of Tammy Faye

    ★★½

    Produced in adherence to the official guidelines and uniformity requirements put forth by the Oversight Board for Standards & Practices in Biopics.

  • Waiter

    Waiter

    ★★★½

    It seems as though the toilet floor entrecôte might set the tone for the whole film, but the scriptwriter (and his girlfriend) have other plans, taking our ober in pleasantly absurd, altogether different directions. 🏹

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  • Fear Street: 1666

    Fear Street: 1666

    “Why did this need to be a three-parter? What is all this backstory doing for us?”
    —@Mollusk_

    It’s late, you’re a little drunk, and suddenly Taco Bell seems like a good idea. You remember the Cheesy Gordita Crunch Combo—or you think you do. What you eventually unwrap isn’t like the commercial. The shell is flaccid, damp; the filling mostly lettuce and mostly smeared across the paper. But the overall effect is tasty, the ranch dressing and shredded cheese satiating. You…

  • Spider

    Spider

    ★★★

    Kitchen sink psychosis; murder and unraveling on the edge of a London canal. A lesser picture in the Cronenberg catalog. Transitionary, slow. In the end, it really just seems to be the story of a young boy deeply traumatized by seeing a boob.