Kung-fu savvy savior battles atheists and lesbian vampires. Also, it's a musical. Get rid of the sex stuff and it's ALMOST not sacrilegious. TIL: Jesus wasn't a total pacifist (ask the money changers), but martial arts wasn't his personal style.

Man disfigured by voodoo runs amuck. British attempt to replicate Corman's Poe movies falls short, but Price and Lee still class it up. TIL: Both JPII and B16 praised parts of African Vodun, but condemned its syncretism and other non-Christian elements.

Something besides crappy cable shows is coming through a family's new satellite dish. Utterly ridiculous creature feature, therefore a must-see. TIL: Using television for relaxation is fine as long as it doesn't become an occasion for sloth.

Classic Gothic Eurotrash has succubus show up at castle to punish seven deadly sinners. Satan pops in to finish the job. TIL: Gluttony is the overindulgence of anything, not just eat and drink. You don't always have to kill off the fatty with food.