Ozploitation centered around murders in a rest home is patience testing at times, but bonkers ending makes the wait worthwhile. TIL: Briefly booted from the Church after clashing with higher-ups, Mary MacKillop became Australia's first canonized saint in 2010.

Grumpy, balding Robert Forster pursues a roid-raging reptile through Chicago. John Sayles' script is much, much better than any Jaws rip-off deserves. TIL: In 2013, the Archbishop of New Orleans confirmed that it's quite okay to eat gator during Lent. Yum?

Classic Gothic Eurotrash has succubus show up at castle to punish seven deadly sinners. Satan pops in to finish the job. TIL: Gluttony is the overindulgence of anything, not just eat and drink. You don't always have to kill off the fatty with food.

Magazine for horny teens gets turned into animated movie for horny teens. Non-horny non-teens may enjoy the soundtrack. TIL: The Catholic journal The Wanderer has been publishing continually since 1867. No movie for horny teens has been made from its contents.