Ailurophobe schemes to get his crazy-cat-lady aunt's money. S'alright if you like watching amoral A-holes try to out-con one another. TIL: St. Gertrude was fine with felines, but was actually named the patron saint of cats due to her ability to expel mice.

A killer stalks film students at a festival of William Castle-style flicks. A complete blast, and I'd totally watch every one of the fake movies. TIL: A Vietnamese Good Friday custom has a Jesus statue buried in popcorn, a substitute for rare white flower petals.

Classic Gothic Eurotrash has succubus show up at castle to punish seven deadly sinners. Satan pops in to finish the job. TIL: Gluttony is the overindulgence of anything, not just eat and drink. You don't always have to kill off the fatty with food.

Magazine for horny teens gets turned into animated movie for horny teens. Non-horny non-teens may enjoy the soundtrack. TIL: The Catholic journal The Wanderer has been publishing continually since 1867. No movie for horny teens has been made from its contents.