“i have said somewhere that i am better at making friends than making love. i slept one hundred years and then came prince charming. jean wakened me from this magic slumber. i didn’t meet him, i recognized him.”

maika monroe screaming at her boss in her cute raspy voice: see ya later alligator, fuckin a
me: oh my god can we please make out

I can’t stop thinking about what it would’ve meant for 14 year old me to see this film — to see kayla stumble through her sentences and struggle to make eye contact and have a panic attack in the bathroom before a pool party — to know that I wasn’t alone even when I felt like no one in the whole world had ever felt what I was feeling. for that, my 14 year old awkard self, along with my 23 year old just as awkard self, wants to say a huge thank you thank you thank you to bo burnham 💗

me when zoey deutch was eating a whole bag of popcorn that she dumped into her shirt: marry me you bitch!!!!!!