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Bed and Board 1970
i’m obsessed with the way jean-pierre léaud holds a cigarette. it rests between his middle and index fingers, his ring finger rests on his pinky, and his elbow rests on his side. i don’t even know how to explain to you how funny this is to me. the way he moves just has me in hysterics. at one point his character compares his wife’s lopsided breasts to laurel and hardy, but jean-pierre léaud is a better physical comedian than they…
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Paper Moon 1973
“we just have to keep on veering, that's all.”
this movie is so many things to me. It’s my anxiety forcing me to miss days and days of school. It’s me waking up at 6am and begging my dad not to make me go because I just can’t deal with it all again today. this movie is my dad driving me all around our small town, and into the city, and up and down every highway. It’s my dad stopping…
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Sugar & Spice 2001
james marsden practicing lamaze with his coworker at the video store bc he couldn’t get off work to make it to his girlfriend’s lamaze class…him selling his car so he can buy her an engagement ring and just generally being oblivious to five women planning a bank robbery in his apartment for months…this is the himbo manual all aspiring himbos take notes
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Splash 1984
going to write an essay on disney+ digitally adding in a chewbacca-esque fur pelt to cover up daryl hannah’s naked ass because “nudity is bad” but still leaving in all the scenes with john candy being a gross misogynist and dropping loose coins on the ground so he can look up women’s skirts
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003
ok but the real reason frodo fucks off to valinor is because sam married rosie instead of him and that’s the tea
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The Princess Bride 1987
buttercup just standing there while westley gets fuckin ripped to shreds by that giant rat...go girl give us nothing!
