• Guns Akimbo

    Guns Akimbo

    i kinda half watched this but fully got the gist so i feel like it counts

  • #Horror


    i forgot i watched this and i rented it so i watched it again and it's just really bad. it's just...really really bad. how did they get so many actors with such great credits to act in this bad, bad movie

  • Crimson Peak

    Crimson Peak


    yep still everything i could ask for

  • The Final Destination

    The Final Destination

    the worst of the franchise so far. or maybe the very formulaic nature is getting to me. either way, only one left.

    or IS THERE????

  • Southbound



    There aren't nearly enough anthologies in this world.

  • Truth or Dare

    Truth or Dare


    I watched the whole ass other 2017 Truth or Dare yesterday, having SEEN this Truth or Dare in the movie theater just last year and I didn't even realize my mistake. I honestly was just thinking I was mixing up this movie with another teenage senior game horror movie.

    This is almost like a movie script that sold to two separate movie producers and handled by different script doctors and directors. idek what im talking about

  • Beast



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Overall thoughts/reactions
    1. Pretty melodramatic (especially one seen, geez) but overall diggable
    2. Mr. Knightley, no! This can't be
    3. Thought I was going to be pretty let down but ultimately nope
    4. I can't emphasize enough i was pretty concerned for a minute there, full on "The Turning" concerned levels of endings changing my feelings about a movie
    5. I think would recommend, i'm so bad at committing to a specific rating but somewhere between 3-4
    6. Better with werewolves? but what wouldn't be...if I watch again everyone's a werewolf.

  • Gretel & Hansel

    Gretel & Hansel


    the gifsets i would’ve made of this movie 7 years ago...

  • The Turning

    The Turning


    just thought back on how this movie wasn’t too bad...then i remembered the last 15 or so minutes. Yeah, it earned its reputation

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not


    So much good and so much fun

    Really my only negative is that it's a little exposition heavy...but I enjoyed so much of it for various gory over the top reasons that I won't let that affect my rating

  • Crawl



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I'm a shithead for this, but I would've liked it more without the attempt at a deeper narrative? I guess you have to at least try, but so much ridiculous fun but I really don't care for the half-assed family drama.

    5/5 for Sugar, though. Let's be clear about that.

  • Child's Play

    Child's Play


    This Black Mirror episode was pretty good