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  • The Godson

    The Godson


    Sometimes Hulu serves you up treats, sometimes it shits on your brain. Today, it shat heavily. 

    You’d think Kevin McDonald from “Kids In The Hall” in a White Rasta wig would lead to funny, but no. 

    I turned it off before Rodney Dangerfield showed up.

  • Double Team

    Double Team


    Maximum incoherency.  Wow.

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  • The Exorcist III

    The Exorcist III


    Have you seen EXORCIST III?!?!  An insane mish-mash of amateur art film pretense and non-stop genre exposition, all with unfunny whimsy. 

    It’s almost Wes Anderson-like in its obsession with minutae. This movie wasn’t scary in the least, but who cares when it’s this wiggy?

    It’s a movie for people who want EXORCIST II's craziness without having to sit through EXORCIST II.   Great cast, lots of strange emoting...including career-high outbursts from George C. Scott rivaling his theater seat abuse in HARDCORE.

    Left over from my viewing notes: “Holy shit Fabio showed up in a cameo. This movie is so dumb, I'm warming up to it.”

  • Child's Play 2

    Child's Play 2


    This rocked. 

    No wonder Chucky’s so pissed off all the would be too if you were routinely dangled upside down by one leg.