emily 🖤

24, she/her

I'm a cinephile which means I jerk off to movies.

Favorite films

  • Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure
  • Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story
  • Maurice
  • Secretary

Recent activity

  • Gerald's Game


  • Brian and Charles

  • Brian and Charles


  • Paid Programming: Icelandic Ultra Blue

Recent reviews

  • Gerald's Game

    Gerald's Game


    Wow. What a ride. This woman deserves so much better.

    My mom tried to spoil this for me but she read the book many years ago and said something about there being a bunch of wolves in this and spoiler there are not a bunch of wolves but I was WAITNG for the wolves!!!

  • Brian and Charles

    Brian and Charles


    I've been feeling very maternal lately so this really got me. Does that mean it's ground breaking or the best attempt at exploring AI? No! But it does mean that it's sweet and serviceable and I recommend it to anyone who's interested.

    I love the bleak indie aesthetic against the whimsical story and characters... I like the idea of it being a mockumentary, but there are times when the camera people could have and would have intervened or talked back…

Popular reviews

  • Slums of Beverly Hills

    Slums of Beverly Hills


    Birth Year Challenge - #2

    Yeah this one is... dated.

    There’s a lot of incest and rape in this that’s passed off as “oh haha we’re a quirky family it’s fine :)” ... Like I can relate to a lot of the coming of age aspects. And using film to address dark subject matters is great, I’m all for that. The messaging is just absurd and shallow. The victim blaming bathroom scene was INSANE.

    “Family is the most important thing, even if my dad Ivanka Trump’s me and molests my cousin” is... a bad message! That’s it, bye!

  • The Future

    The Future


    edit: my original review was really long and loving but i got embarassed by all the hate and deleted it... but that’s dumb. this movie is beautiful. it has scenes in it i’ll never forget. why do people hate creative and playful experimental films. why do y’all hate fearless women!

    ask yourself this: why charlie kaufman and not miranda july? why is the i heart huckabee’s guy still working and winning oscars? why didn’t Lady Bird win anything? why do people fucking hate women and eveything they do. why why why.