ethan

if someone vomits my rating goes up a star

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  • Lady Bird
  • Raw
  • Knife+Heart
  • Footloose

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  • Magic Mike XXL

    ★★★★

  • Music and Lyrics

    ★★★½

  • Malignant

    ★★★½

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge

    ★★★★

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  • Magic Mike XXL

    Magic Mike XXL

    ★★★★

    a revelation… male sexuality is so powerful that, for a brief moment, nothing else matters and everything feels good. any god worth believing in certainly sends you dudes in thongs when in need!!!

    also this does for channing tatum’s hips what mamma mia: here we go again did for lily james’s hair.

  • Music and Lyrics

    Music and Lyrics

    ★★★½

    he was the music, she was the lyrics. can i make it any more obvious?

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