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  • Blindspotting
  • Booksmart
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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

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  • Free Guy

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

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    It's a LOT of fun. Way more horror than I expected, has me wanting to try Raimi's other movies. Cool cameos and very interesting direction they took the narrative. Hard for this one to really blow me away after Everything Everywhere, but it's a really fun ride even if it doesn't stick with me emotionally as much.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

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    Many years ago, I left my home state for the first time in my life alone. Iโ€™ve stayed over at friendsโ€™ houses, and Iโ€™ve gone to conventions nearby up until then, but this was the first time I was out, all on my own, with a group of friends I had either only known online or were just meeting on this trip. Despite any concerns that would be perfectly reasonable to have, it was a fantastic trip. But at theโ€ฆ

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  • Better Luck Tomorrow

    Better Luck Tomorrow

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    This one was an odd one, but I dug it. It TOTALLY felt like someone's first film, it just felt "indie" in a way that was unmistakable.

    Story about adolescents? โ˜‘
    Experimentation with time lapses & camera shots? โ˜‘
    Love story drawn out thanks to the flawed logic of high schoolers? โ˜‘
    Sex and violence? โ˜‘

    But like I said, I dug it. A lot happened, and it feels like the stakes ramped up faster than I expected. But thinking back,โ€ฆ

  • Fast Five

    Fast Five

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    MOTHER FUCKER WHAT

    Ok I get it now, this series FUCKS.

    This movie was 2 hours of Hot Wheels fan fiction COME TO LIFE.

    The 14-year-old adolescent energy in this movie is immense. From the reckless and bombastic set pieces to the multicultural, Captain Planet ass cast, to the eternally dripping biceps of Dwane Johnson. So much of the movie felt like it was made to satisfy the adrenaline junkie in me that only gets a hit when playing Burnoutโ€ฆ