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  • Rough Night

    Rough Night

    What a deeply unfunny movie. I'm tired of these types of movies now, but yet I still watch them. No idea why they didn't cast an actual Australian for Kate McKinnon's character. She's terrible. Though I don't think a different actress would have changed anything.

  • Baywatch



    Man I don't care, this was fun as hell. And pretty much everything I expected and wanted it to be. Maybe even more, because Kelly Rohrbach was a very pleasant surprise and turned out to be the non-Rock highlight for me.

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  • But I'm a Cheerleader

    But I'm a Cheerleader


    This is definitely part of the 'Before' universe, right? Julie Delpy's character just picked up girls for nine years until she met up with Ethan Hawke again.

  • The Empire Strikes Back

    The Empire Strikes Back


    I love you, Star Wars.
    "I know."