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  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★★★★½

    Michael Fassbender is a fucking legend. I dare Ridley Scott to keep making Alien movies starring Michael Fassbender and cute girls. Do it motherfucker.

  • Song to Song

    Song to Song

    ★★★★½

    I've been waiting like five years for this shit and it delivered I guess. I've also been waiting about that long for Michael Fassbender to hang dong again and he didn't in this movie. It was the perfect movie to do it in really. So disappointing.

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  • But I'm a Cheerleader

    But I'm a Cheerleader

    ★★★★

    This is definitely part of the 'Before' universe, right? Julie Delpy's character just picked up girls for nine years until she met up with Ethan Hawke again.

  • 50/50

    50/50

    ★★★★

    Netflix had subtitles for the lyrics to Yellow Ledbetter when it played in this and I'm not really sure how because no one knows what they fucking are