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    This movie is visually very impressive, but that's really it. There's not much else about this movie that I can really say will elicit a response that isn't boredom otherwise. Nothing is particurlaly incompetent, it's just dull outside of its visuals. I would try to explain why it's so boring in spite of its interesting premise and visuals but I can't actually remember anything that happened, or who the characters were. It's just a glorified tech demo basically.

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    A piece of beautifully surreal science fiction. The visuals and atmosphere are fantastic, the soundtrack adds to the mystery and tension built up throughout. The biggest weakness is the characterization, which is weak outside the main character. It isn't afraid to be wierd, and I believe that is it's best quality.

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