RSS feed for Ros

Favorite films

Recent activity

All

Recent reviews

More
  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story

    ★★

    The first 20 minutes of this movie will be studied for decades to come as "How Not To Do Exposition".

    It doesn't have an opening crawl! It spends 20 minutes establishing everything as if every character involved has been in a coma immediately beforehand!

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2

    ★★½

    Lazy writing you break the fourth wall to call out as lazy is both lazy AND cynical.

Popular reviews

More
  • Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

    Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It's not a good sign when I'm checking my watch to check how long the movie has left, and I realize I've only been watching it for 35 minutes.

    This is a movie about nothing. This movie proves you can make a movie simply exist in a franchise and suckers like me will pay money to see it.

    It's three seperate, flimsy plots stitched together like some kind of hideous chimaera. Eddie Redmayne is the least likeable leading man of…

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★½

    A comic book-ass comic book movie.

    If that's a pro or a con depends on how much you like comic books.