I gave this movie my money because I'm an idiot.
Don't be like me. Don't be an idiot.
I'm giving one star just because Tom Hardy spends the entire movie doing an amazing Charlie Kelly impression. Not Charlie Day, Charlie Kelly.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
It's not a good sign when I'm checking my watch to check how long the movie has left, and I realize I've only been watching it for 35 minutes.
This is a movie about nothing. This movie proves you can make a movie simply exist in a franchise and suckers like me will pay money to see it.
It's three seperate, flimsy plots stitched together like some kind of hideous chimaera. Eddie Redmayne is the least likeable leading man of…