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  • Venom


    I gave this movie my money because I'm an idiot.

    Don't be like me. Don't be an idiot.

    I'm giving one star just because Tom Hardy spends the entire movie doing an amazing Charlie Kelly impression. Not Charlie Day, Charlie Kelly.

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp

    Ant-Man and the Wasp


    I might as well just give every MCU movie from here on out 3.5 stars. The formula just works.

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  • Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

    Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It's not a good sign when I'm checking my watch to check how long the movie has left, and I realize I've only been watching it for 35 minutes.

    This is a movie about nothing. This movie proves you can make a movie simply exist in a franchise and suckers like me will pay money to see it.

    It's three seperate, flimsy plots stitched together like some kind of hideous chimaera. Eddie Redmayne is the least likeable leading man of…

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    A comic book-ass comic book movie.

    If that's a pro or a con depends on how much you like comic books.