Favorite films

  • Céline and Julie Go Boating
  • Phil-for-Short
  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon
  • Daisies

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  • Whisper of the Heart


  • Orphan: First Kill


  • Déjeuner du Chat

  • Days of Thunder


Pinned reviews

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    "In solitude, I felt the liberty you spoke of.
    But I also felt your absence."

    a romance of clandestine lovers; the reality of the pain and the yearning and the poetry of the love and the lust. the scene of the arguement, about halfway through: héloïse and marianne speak about how love feels when it's lifeless, hopeless; is it made up of fleeting moments that lack truth, or a deep, visceral collection of emotions that lasts? the answer to that…

  • Twilight


    “you’re my own personal brand of heroin”

    transcends it's status of being "so bad it's good" because this shit is actually good, some of y'all are just pretentious losers. the correct term is camp. it's camp. that blue/grey tint that enchants everything, the insane writing that comes off as both sexually awkward and gorgeously inane resulting in the perfect adaptation of a YA novel (catherine deserves accolades for managing to translate a book into video without sacrificing any quirks that made…

Recent reviews

  • Whisper of the Heart

    Whisper of the Heart

    "You're not very nice, huh? Just like me..."

    I'm so not at the place in my life where i should be watching this, i was just getting depressed the whole time. unsure if it's envy, or fear, but i hated feeling sad. of course this isn't the films fault – this is so great. cute, complex, humane, & just so wonderfully heartfelt & innocent. ghibli films always make me miss japan. love that ashley tisdale did the dub for yuko.

    tryna be like this, just in our bag & genuinely growing together while being each others biggest flex. some fuck everyone else type shit

  • Orphan: First Kill

    Orphan: First Kill

    "Sweetie, it's Mommy. I thought I would never 
    see you again. Everything is right now."

    nothing could amount to the first, & it's almost too late now, but this surprisingly works well. it's fun, & it has isabelle fuhrman back as esther, which is all i could really want from this – especially now. great twists, even if i sort of expected it from the start. didn't expect the psychoesque ending but fuck yeah?

    fuck this movie for making me root against julia fr

Popular reviews

  • Void


    all that for a generic white boy?

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    "Right on schedule."

    maximalist monstrosity tries to be tarantino but ends up being something much worse. would be boring anywhere other than a theater with friends. however, it's also fun – i like maximalist monstrosities. it's hot people in a train (one of my favourite plot devices) in japan (one of my favourite film locations) fighting & killing eachother so yeah i liked it, i like dumb fun.

    aaron taylor johnson should be in more he's so... ???? long hair logan…