Army of the Dead

Army of the Dead ★★★

Imagine my surprise when the 2 and a half hour long fucking Zombie heist film starring Batista with Siegfried and Roy's tiger in undead form, a breakdancing zombie, nukes and GTA helicopter logic turned out to be too long.

There's a dumb fun brainless actioner in here, but it's wearing a fatsuit made of melodrama and shit covers of great songs, which isn't very flattering on a body that requires straight to the point ridiculousness to be able to overlook the predictability and the infuriating stupidity of the character's decisions.

The slow-mo here would make Sam Peckinpah weep.

There's some Synder/Justice League joke somewhere about releasing a shorter version of this, but I'll let you all do the work, I can't be arsed.

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