This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Did they actually watch the first one or just look at a bullet point list? Everything in this film is so off and not like halloween, Michael is just played out as a random guy who's crazy instead of the force of evil he's constantly referred as in the original. Every character but laurie had me thinking "shut up for god sake shut the fuck up" every kill was so goofy and cartoonish, the score was meh at best and why the fuck do we get two cops talking about a fucking snadwich for two minutes?? beyond disappointing and endlessly mediocre.