Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Expend4bles 2023

  ★ Watched 26 Sep 2023

  Look, I'm someone who unapologetically loves Expendables 3 and even I think Expend4bles is very bad. Shoddy editing makes hiring people who can do martial arts a waste of time and the dodgy visual effects and green screen is offensive to the eyes.

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  I Want You Back 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2023

  Scott Eastwood's delivery of "Potpourri!" had me cacklikng.

Popular reviews

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  Lapwing 2021

  ★★ Watched 21 Nov 2021

  I'm tired of watching films where women are raped and mistreated and the men are all terrible and even if there's a moment where the woman stands up for herself or gets revenge it feels too hollow after all the pain she's gone though before it.

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  Nativity! 2009

  ★ Watched 06 Dec 2020

  I went into this thinking I wouldn't enjoy it but I did not expect how much I wanted to strangle Mr Poppy.